Skanking Two Tone
C: Ska radio? What the heck is that?
Me: We're done here.
15 hours later, I’m finished with my last day of work in the USA. They got their last bit out of me here in California. Tomorrow, I’ll head back to Utah. Carissa and I will drive to Louisiana after purchasing a new vehicle. Bear will sit in the back and probably whine for attention. For the first time, I’m going to miss California.
Once, I was hiking and swam across a large lake. I ran out of energy. I inflated a Camelback hydration system and used it as a float. I put my thumb in the air to hitch-hike. Magically, a boat appeared. I rode in that boat.
Busy. I’ve been spotty about posting lately. Got married. Got honeymooned. Got travelled and got worked. I’m heading out for an overseas “business trip” this coming month. Things here might be sketchy for bit. -Thanks for following, I’ll be back
In The Clear
D: I need to go in that bathroom and make a whale mating call.
S: That's my boyfriend. ::scowl::
Me: I'm now aware that nothing I say tonight will be deemed inappropriate.
I entered a hopeless argument with a person I should have never uttered a word towards. I managed to avoid him until he asserted his bafoonery upon my person. For three hours, this man played with logic like a blender does to a stalk of celery or maybe a human hand. The key to winning an argument against a person with no logic is to avoid the ordeal all together. The key to winning is...
Carissa packed a lunch for me and put a little note in it. I sent her flowers; a dozen roses. I came home and the two of us made pizzas while we watched Midnight in Paris. It was a good day.
Egg whites, spinach, mozzarella, red onions, and ground hot dog. Don’t knock it.
James Nord, For taking time out of your incredibly busy and severely awesome schedule to visit us in Utah and take our pictures. Your presence was a delight and helped keep me sane during such a stressful time. The pictures look fantastic and we look forward to seeing the rest of them soon. -Thank you Christopher * James did much more than take pictures while he was out here. He made sure...
The Usual Sports
Me: What are your interests?
T: I like naps, eating, and masturbating. You know, the usual sports.
Truffle fries, panko encrusted onion rings, lamb for the lady and bison burger for myself. Ah, these are a few of my favorite things…
Things I Don't Get
Drag-Queens How many friends I have that are enthralled, not just interested, by Drag-Queens How many of those friends are married men Where you tuck your business in a skirt that shows your cheeks Note: Just like a Japanese game show, I don’t understand. I’ll watch though.
I have to finish my BS & MBA to do the things I want. I’ve made it pretty damn far on a GED. Obscenely far in fact but I think it’s time to be a grown up. The only other option seems to be starting a business but that doesn’t seem like a viable option, just yet at least.
What A Day
To finish it off, I blared death/speed metal as I drove home. I am now cooking with my wife and roommates at the house I am staying listening to The National. Today was not good. Today has gotten better.